I DON'T FEEL STUPID ANYMORE . . . IV

 Have you heard of "Penis Envy"? This is similar . . .

 Cute doesn't always make up for stupid.

 Oldster . . . I feel your pain!

I saved the best for last . . .
Stopsign, I didn't use yours, I had a better one.

Thanks David and Stopsign (H/T)