Dear Abby :

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge 

credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, 

he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the 

minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can 

hardly keep up with the interest.
Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that 

most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd 

bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running 

up our bills even more.
Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics 

and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and 

the next he's with Muslims.
Finally, the last straw.
He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with 

him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! 

Can you help?


Signed,
Lost in DC

Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle.
You can divorce the jerk any time you want. 

The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!