Thursday, March 31, 2011

March Madness Sweater Puppies(round II)

I want in....





No Sheeples Here and her sweater puppies contest...

Thursday Nite Tart

Because it is night time somewhere....
Nicola  Mclean is this weeks TNT.





Stop The Printing Presses

The result of the never ending printing of money.

"Every single retailer has and is paying more for the items they sell, and retailers will be passing some of these costs along," Long says. "Except for fuel costs, U.S. consumers haven't seen much in the way of inflation for almost a decade, so a broad-based increase in prices will be unprecedented in recent memory."
Lovely.....

Picture Of The Day

Thanks Reaganite Republican

I OCTANE. video a hot

Change

The Change we were all waiting for


Special Ed

Delusional.....

OHHHHHH MY GOD LOOK WHAT VIBES KARTEL GONE DONE NOW, my god




white boy acting a fool this is some funny shit

More Jamaicans beaten, locked up, kicked out HOW MUCH CAN JAMAICAN TOLERATE,


(From left) Andre Davis, Jermaine Blake and Chevine Edwards say they were physically and verbally abused before being locked up and sent home by Barbadian authorities last Sunday.

Edwards told the us yesterday that the trio arrived in Bridgetown on Sunday, March 20, 2011 on Caribbean Airlines flight BW55 minutes after 9:00 pm. He said they were removed from the immigration line and their passports and cellular phones were confiscated. They were interviewed individually and proved that they had met all the requirements, in terms of accommodation, business contact, cash and length of stay limits, said Edwards.
"There was a cop who asked us if is we supply Buju Banton with coke. He also asked us if we didn't bring any Bob Marley. I asked what he was talking about as I thought he meant a CD (compact disc), but he said he was talking about ganja. And he asked us if we used drug money to fund our label," he said.
And the Customs Brokers and Freight Forwarders Association of Jamaica yesterday added its voice to the howls of condemnation of the alleged acts of discrimination against Jamaicans by Barbados.


SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DONE ABOUT OTHER NATIONS/COUNTRY TARGETING HONEST HARD WORKING JAMAICANS KMFT

FLIPPA THE FLOSSING GOD AT IT AGAIN, MADDDD




THIS HOW JAMAICAN PARTY USE TO BE GLAD FOR THE FEW THATS HOLDING IT UP TODAY STAR A STAR

BABIES HOLDING A POSITIVE REASONING




IF ONLY WE KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SAYING

Wally World with a Whole Different Look #2

 You guess!

 Walmart Brand Spirits

 Rib Cages.

 
Assorted Dried Reptiles.


Beautiful Boxes Of Liquor.

A thank you and H/T to Stopsign

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Two Sentences

In just two sentences, a description of Eric Holders America.



If you are a white American, you don't have the same rights as the New Black Panthers, according to Eric Holder. If you're a Republican, you have even fewer rights.
Without racism, Obama, Holder, Sharpton, Jackson, Rangel and the rest are irrelevant.

Foxy Fingernailed Again

Candidate for anger management?
Foxy Brown's fingernails have once again landed the singer in hot water -- this time, she was booted off a Royal Caribbean cruise because she flipped out after missing her at-sea manicure appointment ... TMZ has learned.

Brown has a storied history when it comes to cosmetics -- in 2004, she faced assault charges for allegedly beating up two nail salon employees ... and again in 2007 after allegedly beating up a beauty store employee.
All she wanted was special treatment....  

Idiot Of The Day

Attention whore keeping the race hustling business alive....

NewsBusted 3/29/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

Tuesday's Tune

When Illegal Doesn't Mean Criminal

When Barry says so...


A student, who appeared via Skype, asked: “My question for the president is, why [is the government] saying that deportations have stopped -- or the detention of many students like me, why is it that we are still receiving deportation letters like this one?”
Obama answered, “We have redesigned our enforcement practices under the law to make sure that we’re focusing primarily on criminals, and so our deportation of criminals are up about 70 percent. Our deportation of non-criminals are down, and that’s because we want to focus our resources on those folks who are destructive to the community.
One more  time Barry, if someone entered this country without going through the proper immigration steps, that is illegal. Even if you need the new voters....
The majority of the country wants them sent home.

Monday, March 28, 2011

How This White House Makes Decisions

"Not based on consistency or precedent".


Which really means they just threw a dart....

VYBZ KARTEL DEVIL & CHUCKY TATTOOS ."is he for real"

REAL LIFE VAMPIRE,




SPANISH WOMAN GAVE UP EVERYTHING SHE LOVE SO SHE COULD LIVE HER DREAM IN BECOMING A VAMPIRE, "WOW THIS IS FREAKY"

MOTHER EARTH IN ALL ITS BEAUTY

The Aurora from Terje Sorgjerd on Vimeo.

old video; MAN SHOOT UP HIS LAWYER IN DAY LIGHT

Monday

PROTESTERS GET SHOOT UP, by army in bahrain

RIHANNA NEW MAN; COLIN FARREL


The pop superstar and Hollywood icon have been romantically linked for the past two months. Rihanna met Colin when they both appeared on a British talk show in December. The pair hit it off straight away and decided to swap cell phone numbers.

Now, insiders have extended on these rumours, suggesting the union is increasing in intensity.

"Rihanna's told friends she's so in love with Colin that she's thinking about moving in with him. They've already said 'I love you' to each other, and Colin asked her last week if she'd like to live with him. Rihanna seems really keen," the source told more! magazine.

Ponderings of a Laid Off Union Worker

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm  clock
(MADE IN JAPAN )
for 6 am.

 While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)


was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG)


He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),


designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)

and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)


he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO)


to see how much he could spend today. After setting his 
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )


to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )


he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )


filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )


and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day checking his Computer
( made in MALAYSIA ),


John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),


poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )


and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),


and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job
in AMERICA


AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT



----->   MADE IN KENYA   <----- 

*********************************
Dear John,
 
If your union didn't support politicians that think businesses are evil and regulate and tax them accordingly, you and 15% of your fellow Americans would be working now ! 
 
Woodsterman

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Socialism Works Well In London(until it doesn't)

It works so well I hope they learn from it....



Public spending cut proposals caused this in London?
It will happen here too, Barry is counting on it.

Picture Of The Day

The Peoples Cube

The Smartest Woman In The World

Is really not too bright. And lies just like the President.
She is a liberal, she lies, its what liberals do.



"Well, we would welcome congressional support," the Secretary said, "but I don't think that this kind of internationally authorized intervention where we are one of a number of countries participating to enforce a humanitarian mission is the kind of unilateral action that either I or President Obama was speaking of several years ago."
Ed Morrissey nails her(not literally) in one paragraph.
Obviously, the Secretary of State has trouble with both math and the law.  There is no “multilateral” waiver in either the WPR or the Constitution, but even if there were, Obama would be the least likely President to qualify for it.   This coalition is the smallest since World War II involving the US in military action, only half the size of  George W. Bush’s Iraq War coalition.
Lovely......

A Sunday Thank You

A quick listing of my top ten referers this month. Thank you all.

Top to bottom.

Maggies Notebook
Proof Positive
Woodsterman
Say Anything
AdriennesCatholicCorner
The Daley Gator
The Classic Liberal Blog
Sad Hill News
The Astute Bloggers
Mind Numbed Robot

There were others who find a way to link me every week who were within a few visits of the top ten.
Sentry Journal
Conservative Hideout 2.0


Pretty cool for a hack blog with only seven regulars(kidding)....Heh.

Barry's Picks (Update) (Updated Again)

Duke: Gone
Pittsburgh: Gone
Ohio State: Gone
Kansas: Worried, should be worried, damn well better be worried...
Kansas might consider a member of the clergy for some last minute prayer.


If he bet on Kansas, the way he bets....
Is it the  curse?
It is the curse. 

The Perfect Husband .....

      
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN:  "Hello"
WOMAN:  "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN:  "Yes."
WOMAN:  "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.  It's
only $2,000.  Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN:  "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Cadillac dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN:  "How much?"
WOMAN:  "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.  I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market.  They're
asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really
want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later!  I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up.  The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Don't forget Earth Hour ~ Woodsterman Didn't


Thanks for the inspiration Supi <<< H/T

Picture Of The Day

From one of the top satirist anywhere....

Strippers On Golf Courses

Golf groupies?



The sixteenth hole at Memphis must have seen several "lost" balls....

Only You Can Help - Pay Those Dues




Be sure and keep those union dues current
because they help support your local crooks 
and Democrap politicians.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Friday Nite Funnies

NewsBusted 3/25/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

Everyone Who Voted For Obama Owes Us An Apology

A big damn apology.
Hey, lets start a war kinetic military operation and say its not on our shoulders....




From the start, the administration insisted that it was acting to avert the imminent slaughter of civilians in Benghazi and other rebel-held cities, and that the goal of the military operations was clearly spelled out in the United Nations Security Council resolution.
Mr. Obama’s administration, however, has clearly tried to avoid the debate over a strategy beyond that by shifting the burden of enforcing the United Nations Security Council resolution authorizing force on to France, Britain and other allies, including Arab nations like Qatar and the United Arab Emirates, which on Thursday said that it would contribute warplanes to the effort. In other words, the American exit strategy is not necessarily the coalition’s exit strategy.
“We didn’t want to get sucked into an operation with uncertainty at the end,” the senior administration official said. “In some ways, how it turns out is not on our shoulders.”
Wartime President my ass!

PASTER TELL CHURCH TO F...YOU, dwl dwl

RASTA MAKE OUT WITH A MAN lol this is so funny

More Proof AGW=BS

Whats Up With That has more evidence of the hockey stick graph joke....


Meanwhile a neighbor with a bobcat helped clear that 8 - 10" of heavy wet global warming from my driveway last night...
H/T The Astute Bloggers.

Friday Nite Funnies(morning edition)

Thursday, March 24, 2011

WHO WILL BE OUR FACEBOOK GIRL OF THE WEEK ?


Janet Fivestarbarbie


LADY ANGEL


OPAL STAR

It Must Be Warming Up

He is baaaaack.


"Not since the dark days of the Bush administration have we seen a Republican-controlled Congress that is so intent on pushing their agenda in Washington — protecting tax breaks for oil companies making record profits, attempting to roll back environmental regulations, and not only refusing to pass climate change legislation in any form but refusing to acknowledge that climate change even exists," Gore wrote in a fundraising pitch for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC).
I wonder if he is willing to help me finish shoveling the 8 inches of "global warming" we received Tuesday?

17% Of Americans Are Insane, (Update)

Who the hell are these people?

Of those polled, 48 percent described Obama's leadership as commander in chief as "cautious and consultative," 36 percent as "indecisive and dithering," and 17 percent as "strong and decisive" in a question that offered only those three choices.
Full blown fruitloops.
JWF knows who the 17% are....

More Proof Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder

Can someone explain to me what special Ed Is getting at here? Two years of unemployment isn't enough? Does he want some rich folks to pay for someones unemployment? Society needs to take care of people who are out of work? GOP are a bunch of meanies?
I wasn't taught liberalspeak in school......

JAMAICAN BISEXUAL RAPIST


A London jury today convicted one of Britain's most notorious serial rapists, who preyed on the elderly for nearly two decades and may have assaulted scores of victims.
The jury at Woolwich Crown Court found Jamaican-born Delroy Grant — dubbed the 'Night Stalker' — guilty of 29 counts of attacks on 18 elderly men and women between 1992 and 2009.

The attacker broke into homes, cut phone lines and crept into the bedrooms of his elderly victims during ordeals that lasted for hours. The victims were mostly elderly women; many were blind, deaf or had conditions including Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease.
The 53-year-old Grant, a former cab driver and home-care aide to his second wife, was arrested in 2009 following one of Britain's longest running manhunts, codenamed Operation Minstead.

SHAME ON YOU SHAME SHAME

BRITISH WOMAN FACES DEPORTATION FROM JAMAICA,


A British national who has been in the island illegally for two years was held by the Linstead Fugitive Apprehension Team yesterday.

She is Suzan Margaret Feather-stone of Nottingham, England.

CELEBRITY INC learnt that Feather-stone came to Jamaica in November 2008 and should have left in March 2009, but she did not.

She instead settled into the rural district of Russell Pen, St Catherine, where she was held by the police.

She told the police that she was married to a Jamaican, but investigation revealed that Feather-stone never got married and was in the country illegally.

The accused was charged with breaches of the Immigration Act.


DIDN'T KNOW JAMAICAN AUTHORITY WAS THIS SERIOUS. COOL

BEEN LOCK UP IS BIG BUSINESS

Thursday Nite Tart

Its night time somewhere.....
Sienna Miller is this weeks TNT.