A Loss of Control?

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. 

"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've 

never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to 

drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male 

part the nurse had ever seen.

It's length and width was almost identical to a 

AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop 

a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started 

laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very bad that she had laughed at the man's 

part, she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came 

over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I 

promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, 

what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.

Thanks Stopsign H/T