Great Weekend

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past 

Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. 

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his 

girlfriend.  The jeweler looked through his stock and brought 

out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and 

brought another ring over.  'Here's a stunning ring at only 

$40,000 the jeweler said.  The lady's eyes sparkled and her 

whole body trembled with excitement.  The old man seeing 

this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old 

man stated, 'by check’.  I know you need to make sure my check 

is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to 

verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man 

and said 'There's no money in that account.'

'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about 

MY GREAT WEEKEND!'  


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