Change Your Underwear

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain

who inspected his sailors, and afterward told 

the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help 

if the sailors would change underwear 

occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced,

"The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change 

your underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, 
you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."

 

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone may come along and promise "Change",

but don't count on things smelling any better.

Here's your April fool !