Unionized Hookers ....

Hookers' Union Rules

A  dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.  
When he  got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 
"Is this a union  house?"
"No," she  replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well,  if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80  and the girls get $20,'"she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more  equitable, hopefully unionized, shop. His search continued until finally he  reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And, if I pay  you $100, what cut do the girls get?"  

"The  girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said. 
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room,  and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed  blonde.  

"I'd  like her," he said. 

"I'm  sure you would, sir," said the Madam,  then she gestured to a   92-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years  seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

NOW you know what's wrong with unionization;  be it  teachers,

government workers, auto workers, etc.  

Thanks Allison @ A Daily Laugh