Saturday, July 16, 2011

The Tunnel ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Sitting together on a train were Obama, George W. Bush, 
a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later 
there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, 
Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the 
blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried 
to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled 
the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. 
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, 
so I can slap the shit out of Obama again!!
Thanks David !

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