Those Wascally Walmart Shoppers V

OH COME ON!  Are you actually going to stand there and tell me you don't even feel a breeze?

 Hey!  They don’t make 'tube-bottoms' for a reason.

 "I’m sorry sir, but those Christmas hams put you over the 12 item limit for this line."

 ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS:  "Warm weather is now here as we start the summer, and so is the unfortunate “Swamp Ass” epidemic.  Be aware-- and try to stay dry.

 The irony here is overwhelming.  I’m just going to sit back and let you soak it in.