The Wooden Leg ...

A man and his wife, moved back home to Kentucky from 

West Virginia. The husband had a wooden leg, and to 

insure it back in West Virginia cost them $2000 per year!
 

When they arrived in Kentucky they went to an insurance 

agency to see how much it would cost to insure his 

wooden leg.
 

The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.'
 

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap 

here in Kentucky to insure it because it cost him $2000 

in West Virginia!  

The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the 

couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: 

Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above

it, is $39... You just have to know how to describe it!
 

( HILLBILLIES know how "to git'er done")

Thanks David