Those Wascally Walmart Shoppers II

Hey Hulk Hogan, guys with a full head of hair look stupid with a ponytail.  Wanna take a guess how good it looks without half your hair?

Hookers love cupcakes.  I have nothing else to add to that.  Can’t argue with the facts.

I don’t really know why Magic School Bus Lady is always at Walmart, because I don’t think they have any of the clothes she wears, nor do I know where you can find any of the things she wears.

 Why do I feel like at any minute now, a big arm-bar is going to swing out with a STOP sign on it?

 Sasselfratz, hibidibut, yzidili, guvukafet…. Oh, don’t mind me.  I’m just trying to think of new words to
describe this lady because I can’t seem to find any that already exist.