YEAR END RESULTS FROM TSA AIRPORT SCREENINGS

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the 

Department of Homeland Security

Transvestites                                  133

Hernia’s                                        1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases                        3,172

Enlarged Prostates                        8,249

Breast Implants                             59,350

Natural Blondes                             3

Terrorist Plots Discovered           0