No Speaka English

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they 

lived happily ever after in Toronto .  The poor lady was not 

very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate 

with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she 

had to shop for groceries.


One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken 

legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in 

desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to 

show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her 

the chicken legs.


Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't 

know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and 

unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The 

butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.


On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy wieners. Unable 

to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband 

to the store...

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Hellooooooo,

her husband speaks English!

I don't know about  you guys sometimes