Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a
gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual
striptease in front of an old red John Deere.
Buttocks clenched. he performs a slow pirouette, then hunches
Buttocks clenched. he performs a slow pirouette, then hunches
his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his
suspenders fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips
over his corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his check shirt, he rips it apart to reveal
Grabbing both sides of his check shirt, he rips it apart to reveal
his tea-stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay.
"What in the world are you doing, Mick?" says Paddy.
"Jeez, Paddy, ye frightened the livin' bejasus out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
"What in the world are you doing, Mick?" says Paddy.
"Jeez, Paddy, ye frightened the livin' bejasus out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
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