Thursday, September 30, 2010
Another ObamaCare Nightmare
Did you know that if you sell your house after 2012 you will pay a 3.8% sales tax on it?
That's $3,800 on a $100,000 home etc.
When did this happen? It's in the healthcare bill.
Just thought you should know.
SALES TAX TO GO INTO EFFECT 2013 (Part of HC Bill)
REAL ESTATE SALES TAX
So, this is "change you can believe in"?
Under the new health care bill - did you know that all real estate transactions will be subject to a 3.8% Sales Tax? The bulk of these new taxes don't kick in until 2013 (presumably after obama's re-election). You can thank Nancy, Harry and Barack and your local Democrat Congressman for this one. If you sell your $400,000 home, there will be a $15,200 tax. This bill is set to screw the retiring generation who often downsize their homes. Is this Hope & Change great or what? Does this stuff makes your November and 2012 votes more important?
Oh, you weren't aware this was in the obamacare bill? Guess what, you aren't alone. There are more than a few members of Congress that aren't aware of it either (result of clandestine midnight voting for huge bills they've never read). AND, there are a few other surprises lurking.
Why am I posting this? The same reason I hope you tell this to every single person you know.
An election is coming in NOvember!
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Barney The "Frank" Gets Heckled
Anyone who heckles Bawney is tops in my book.
Fire Barney, fire Barney, fire Barney.
Lovely........
Fire Barney, fire Barney, fire Barney.
Lovely........
Four of Earth's Famous and Amazing Holes
Glory Hole - Monticello Dam, California
A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir. It is the largest spillway of this type in the world.
It consumes 14,400 cubic feet of water every second.
It consumes 14,400 cubic feet of water every second.
Great Blue Hole , Belize
This incredible geographical phenomenon known as a blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of Belize . There are numerous blue holes around the world, but none as stunning as this one.
Sinkhole in Guatemala
These photos are of a sinkhole that occurred early this year in Guatemala.... The hole swallowed 2 dozen homes and killed at least 3 people.
RAT HOLE in Washington D.C. .
It is capable of swallowing trillions and trillions of U.S. Dollars-annually!
The money that falls into this hole is never heard from again! It is reputed to be filled with at least 535 ass 'holes'.
The money that falls into this hole is never heard from again! It is reputed to be filled with at least 535 ass 'holes'.
Thanks, Eric & Allison
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
The Plan
Biden says the Obama agenda will come to a stop if the Republicans get control of congress.
Uh Joe, that is the damn PLAN!!!!!
Uh Joe, that is the damn PLAN!!!!!
(The Hill) — Vice President Biden renewed his warning on Tuesday that the administration’s agenda would come to a “screeching halt” if Republicans win control of Congress.
Biden said he was right to warn that the administration’s work would be scuttled if the GOP manages to pick up enough seats in this fall’s elections to win back the House, or possibly, the Senate.
Sorry Colbert, Illegal Immigration Is No Joke
Colbert is an idiot, Pelosi is a witch, And illegal immigration is "ILLEGAL"!!
From Duane Lester at All American Blogger.
H/T Gateway Pundit.
From Duane Lester at All American Blogger.
H/T Gateway Pundit.
History of Railroad Tracks
RAILROAD TRACKS
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used?
Because that's the way they built them in England and English expatriates designed the US railroads.
Why did the English build them like that?
Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways and that's the gauge they used.
Why did 'they' use that gauge then?
Because the people who built the
tramways used the same jigs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.
Why was that gauge used?
Because that's the way they built them in England and English expatriates designed the US railroads.
Why did the English build them like that?
Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways and that's the gauge they used.
Why did 'they' use that gauge then?
Because the people who built the
tramways used the same jigs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.
Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing?
Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England , because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.
Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England , because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.
So who built those old rutted roads?
Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (including England ) for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since.
And the ruts in the roads?
Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels.
Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing.
Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.
The next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process and wonder 'What horse's ass came up with this?', you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just
wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses.
(Two horses' butts.)
Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (including England ) for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since.
And the ruts in the roads?
Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels.
Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing.
Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.
The next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process and wonder 'What horse's ass came up with this?', you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just
wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses.
(Two horses' butts.)
Now - the twist to the story:
A Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad has two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at a factory in Utah . Engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be
shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel.
A Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad has two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at a factory in Utah . Engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be
shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel.
The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as
two horses' behinds.
So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system, was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass!
And you thought being a horse's ass wasn't important!
Ancient horse's asses control almost everything.
CURRENT Horses Asses in Washington are controlling everything else.
Remember to Vote in NOvember!
Remember to Vote in NOvember!
Thanks Dan
Monday, September 27, 2010
Barney The "Frank" Says Economy Ready To Take Off
Bawney spends to much time with Pelosi, they are both fruitloops......
How can this guy keep getting elected?
WASHINGTON – Representative Barney Frank was bullish on the economy this morning, saying it was ready “to take off” and would turn the political fortunes of the Democrats around by 2012.
“I believe the economy is, frankly, in a position to take off.,” Frank, the chairman of the Financial Services Committee, said during a breakfast hosted by the Christian Science Monitor.And it wouldn't need to take off if Assheads like him didn't screw it up for the last 20 years.
How can this guy keep getting elected?
Open Letter From Michelle
Dear Americans,
For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country.
I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242,000
dollars for my vacation in Spain . My daughter Sasha, several long-time
family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.
Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a $2,500 per
night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel. Thank you also for the use of Air
Force 2 and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we
were safe and cared for at all times.
Air Force 2 only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon
emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. These are only rough estimates,
but they are close. That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al
Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller,
more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined
carbon footprint.
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on
the table and trying to make ends meet. I do appreciate your sacrifice and
do hope you find work soon. I was really exhausted after Barack took our
family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get
away for a few days.
Cordially,
Michelle Obama
For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country.
I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242,000
dollars for my vacation in Spain . My daughter Sasha, several long-time
family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.
Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a $2,500 per
night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel. Thank you also for the use of Air
Force 2 and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we
were safe and cared for at all times.
Air Force 2 only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon
emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. These are only rough estimates,
but they are close. That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al
Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller,
more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined
carbon footprint.
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on
the table and trying to make ends meet. I do appreciate your sacrifice and
do hope you find work soon. I was really exhausted after Barack took our
family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get
away for a few days.
Cordially,
Michelle Obama
(Thanks, John)
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
A COW, AN ANT, AND AN OLD FART
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day
The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day
and that's why I am the greatest!!
The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter,
The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter,
I can carry 52 times my own weight and
that's why I am the greatest!!
Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...
Friday, September 24, 2010
Ten Buck Fridays Winner
And this weeks winner is Jesse Kelly.
You know where to throw that ten spot.....
And as always Right Klik has more......
You know where to throw that ten spot.....
And as always Right Klik has more......
When You're Asked to Donate ....
Keep these facts in mind when "donating".
As you open your pockets for yet another natural
disaster, keep these facts in mind:
Marsha J. Evans, President and CEO of the
American Red Cross...
Salary for year ending 06/30/03 was $651,957 plus expenses.
(That's $74.42 an hour for EVERY hour of EVERY day.)
Brian Gallagher, President of the United Way receives
a $375,000 base salary, plus numerous expense benefits.
(That's $42.80 an hour for EVERYhour of EVERY day.)
UNICEF CEO receives $1,200,000 per year plus all expenses
and a ROLLS ROYCE car where ever he goes and only
cents of your dollar goes to the cause.
(That's $1369.86 an hour for EVERY hour of EVERY day.)
The Salvation Army's Commissioner Todd Bassett receives
a salary of only $13,000 per year (plus housing)
for managing this $2 billion dollar organization.
No further comment is necessary. Think about
this the next time you're asked to reach for your checkbook.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Advice From A Sex Therapist
Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a
gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual
striptease in front of an old red John Deere.
Buttocks clenched. he performs a slow pirouette, then hunches
Buttocks clenched. he performs a slow pirouette, then hunches
his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his
suspenders fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips
over his corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his check shirt, he rips it apart to reveal
Grabbing both sides of his check shirt, he rips it apart to reveal
his tea-stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay.
"What in the world are you doing, Mick?" says Paddy.
"Jeez, Paddy, ye frightened the livin' bejasus out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
"What in the world are you doing, Mick?" says Paddy.
"Jeez, Paddy, ye frightened the livin' bejasus out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
Thursday Nite Tart
Another "early" version (its night time somewhere), as tonight I will be busy with the really important people in my life. Everyone should have a three year old grandson.......Heh.
So while I enjoy time with him, enjoy this weeks TNT, Lisa Guerrrero.
So while I enjoy time with him, enjoy this weeks TNT, Lisa Guerrrero.
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