Ed ( dog shooting ) Schultz Can Draw More People Than Beck

When he was a local DJ he was bad, but that kool-aid must be spiked with toxins.......
From the Radio Equalizer comes this little gem.

Once an ass hat always an ass hat!

SCHULTZ (07:00): Hold it right there! Before we get to her answer, I could get every union head in this country, I could organize every progressive group in this country, the main bloggers. This could be The Ed March. Folks, 300,000 people on the heels of six months' promotion, that ain't no big shakes!

Six months' promotion, NBC News says 300,000 people. I bet I could do that! I bet I could do that with this radio show and my TV show and six months' production, six months' promotion, if I had the budget I could equal that march. I know I could!

I guarantee you, I could do more than 300,000! It ain't a big deal!

Take a drink Ed, you are going to get the shakes....

Best Bumper Sticker Award Winner !

Woodsterman Awards this as the BEST !

Obama ( explained in one paragraph )

Van Helsing over at Moonbattery nails it in one paragraph......
                                   
                                

There is no way an unqualified candidate with a communist/Muslim background and numerous radical associations could be made President of the United States without having been placed in that position by the establishment media. Any sort of impartial media would have reduced the Manchurian Moonbat to a laughing stock before his campaign ever got off the ground.

Bought and paid for by the usual suspects.
Indeed!

The Wooden Leg ...

A man and his wife, moved back home to Kentucky from 

West Virginia. The husband had a wooden leg, and to 

insure it back in West Virginia cost them $2000 per year!
 

When they arrived in Kentucky they went to an insurance 

agency to see how much it would cost to insure his 

wooden leg.
 

The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.'
 

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap 

here in Kentucky to insure it because it cost him $2000 

in West Virginia!  

The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the 

couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: 

Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above

it, is $39... You just have to know how to describe it!
 

( HILLBILLIES know how "to git'er done")

Thanks David

Tuesday's Tune

My age is showing.......

Pelosi Still Smiling? ( doubtful )

From NRO.
Republican voters also enjoy a 25-point enthusiasm gap.
The coming bloodbath (Figuratively of course). Heh.
 

Picture Of The Day

God bless Texas indeed..........
                                   
Lovely.
Picture shamelessly stolen from Weasel Zippers.
  
Update!! This could be a draw, or saved for a Friday nite funny....
                                   
Union printers too? Too rich........                                                        

While Americans Suffer ( White House gets makeover )

How far removed from reality is this man?
From Drudge.
                                   
                               

SOURCES: While president was in Martha's Vineyard, workers at White House have been busy installing new carpets, drapes, painting, etc. in Oval Office... Developing...

After 47 rounds of golf a man needs a place to rest........
And the queen, well........

Where Did We Go Wrong ?

Community Organizer ...

A Man ...

Nuff Said ...

Bush Photo stolen from The War Planner ...

Contrast ....

America's Great Apologizer

America's Great Cheerleader 

One bows to men and one bows to God.

Nuff Said !

Picture Of The Day

Good humor always has a element of truth to it.....
                                   
This picture borrowed from Gateway Pundit has a lot of truth to it.
                              

Ed ( dog shooting ) Schultz Rides The Bus With The Brothers

Living in ND I have a better perspective of this fruitloop than most, as he was on a local radio station for years.

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Ten Buck Fridays

Its Sunday folks, you know the drill..... The new poll is out, so vote for your favorite conservative!!!
                                   
Of course Right Klik has the details as always.                              

Some Sunday Morning Fun ( man cannot live on politics alone, heh.)

Caught this at The Astute Bloggers.

Enjoy.

Election Trouble For DemocRATS

From a saddened AP.
They just can't bring themselves to tell you how many patriots showed up.......
Tens of thousands? Factually correct but.......
                                   
By PHILIP ELLIOTT, Associated Press Writer Philip Elliott, Associated Press Writer – 2 hrs 28 mins ago

WASHINGTON – If Democrats had doubts about the voter unrest that threatens to rob them of their majority in Congress, they needed only look from the Capitol this weekend to the opposite end of the National Mall.

It's where Ken Ratliff joined tens of thousands of other anti-government activists at the foot of the Lincoln Memorial for conservative commentator Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally.

"There's gotta' be a change, man," said Ratliff, a 55-year-old Marine veteran from Rochester, N.Y.

Voter unrest?
They will know Nov. 2, 2010

Pictures The Media Wont Show You

The Right Scoop has a medley of great pictures that puts Glen Beck's Restoring Honor Rally in perspective.
                                   
Its well worth a look.                               

"Sort Of A Shimmy"

A woman ran over a mattress on  the highway,
and decided not to worry--and kept on driving.          
The ensuing jumble  finally whipped around enough to bang a hole in the fuel tank...   

The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally  
Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees..
 
She Had Still Managed  To Drive 30 More Miles
With A 60-Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped Around  Her Drive Shaft.
 
She Had it Towed To Her Dealership And  Complained
That The Vehicle Had A "Sort Of Shimmy"
When She Was  Driving At High Speeds.


Below are the photos of what they  
found at her dealership.....................

The  last photo is by far the best.   

Is this just the best or what?
                They Still Can't Believe Their  Eyes.
            And Still Wondering How To Remove It!
 
                .....hand me that long screwdriver,  Earl...

Thanks Dan

Palin Hits Home Run

I like this woman.


And from the very distraught AP.

WASHINGTON – Conservative commentator Glenn Beck and tea party champion Sarah Palin appealed Saturday to a vast, predominantly white crowd on the National Mall to help restore traditional American values and honor Martin Luther King's message. Civil rights leaders who accused the group of hijacking King's legacy held their own rally and march.

While Beck billed his event as nonpolitical, conservative activists said their show of strength was a clear sign that they can swing elections because much of the country is angry with what many voters call an out-of-touch Washington.

Palin told the tens of thousands who stretched from the marble steps of the Lincoln Memorial to the grass of the Washington Monument that calls to transform the country weren't enough. "We must restore America and restore her honor," said the former Alaska governor, echoing the name of the rally, "Restoring Honor."

3,000 at Al Sharpton's race baiting clinic, 500,000 at a peaceful get back to the founding principles of our country ( and yes, that includes GOD ) rally........
You just know the there are some democRATS on suicide watch tonight.
Lovely.Heh.

The Summer Of Smoke And Lies

Indeed.....
I thought fools day was in April?
                                   
Picture from zappatrust, the master of fine art.                                                                                             

Silly Man !

Did you know Al had a rally in Washington too?

I didn't know either !

Restoring Honor

Looks like Glen Beck and Sarah Palin had a few patriots show up........
                                   
I can hardly wait for the media spin of this "small" crowd......
Momma at Weasel Zippers has been following and updating all morning.
Update I
Another picture of the "small" crowd from AP.
                                    
Update II     
Rev Al's traveling roadshow had a "big" crowd.....
                                   
I have seen bigger crowds at high school football games.
                                                                           

State Department Takes Its Turn Against AZ (Brewer will win this too)

This is just shameful.
From ABC news. 
And such a fine picture in their hatchet news story......
                                   
                               

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer demanded Friday that a reference to the state’s controversial immigration law be removed from a State Department report to the United Nations’ human rights commissioner.The U.S. included its legal challenge to the law on a list of ways the federal government is protecting human rights.In a letter to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Brewer says it is “downright offensive” that a state law would be included in the report, which was drafted as part of a UN review of human rights in all member nations every four years.

“The idea of our own American government submitting the duly enacted laws of a state of the United States to ‘review’ by the United Nations is internationalism run amok and unconstitutional,” Brewer wrote.

Downright offensive?  

The Merits of Beer

        Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel
ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the
brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer,
they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  I think,
"It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver."
                                                                                    ~~ Babe Ruth
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            "I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in
the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

                                                                                    ~~ Lyndon B. Johnson 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
                                                                                    ~~ Paul Horning
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?  I think
not."
                                                                                    ~~ H. L. Mencken   
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            "When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall
asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin  When we commit no sin,
we go to heaven.  So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
                                                                                    ~~ George Bernard Shaw
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.."
                                                                                    ~~ Benjamin Franklin
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of
mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine
invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
                                                                                    ~~ Dave Barry
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!
                                                                                    ~~ W. C. Fields
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
                                                                                    ~~ Professor Irwin Corey
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group Salvation in
a can!
                                                                                    ~~ Leo Durocher
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            One night at Cheers, Cliff Calvin explained the" Buffalo Theory"
to his buddy Norm:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.  A herd of buffalo can only
move as fast as the slowest buffalo.  And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain
can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake
of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.  But naturally, it attacks
the slowest and weakest brain cells first.  In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine!  That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers.."

Ten Buck Fridays Winner

Congrats to this weeks winner, Renee Ellmers.
                                   
You know the deal, throw that ten spot here.
Again a special thanks to Right Klik for the great work and information on all the candidates.                              

Friday Nite Funnies

Fitting.....
                                   
Recovery summer. Heh.
                                                                                                   

NewsBusted 8/27/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

More Recovery Summer Results

Yikes.
From Randall Hoven.
                                   
                               

"The end of lucrative tax credits in April took their toll on housing, sending existing-home sales in July to their lowest level in more than a decade...  The number was supposed to be weak. It was just worse than anyone expected. Paul Dale, a U.S. economist for Capital Economics, called the report ‘eye-wateringly weak.'"  MSN, Aug. 24, 2010.

And today the GDP numbers come out, and while I am not a big fan of CNBC's Jim Cramer, he may be right about mass panic, when more recovery summer stats are released.

Stimulus fail.
Housing fail.
Economy fail.
Government fail.
Obama failed miserably......

And for more good news, even Obama's supporters are jumping ship......                               

Love Triangle

Thanks Bunni (HAT TIP)

Rubio ( R ) Is Now Up 10 Points Over Crist ( I-Idiot )

Feel good poll of the day.....
                                   
                                

(Rasmussen)- The latest Rasmussen Reports telephone survey of Likely Voters in Florida shows Marco Rubio attracting 40% of the vote, while Charlie Crist picks up 30% in the race to become the state’s next U.S. senator. The new Democratic nominee Kendrick Meek earns 21% support.
This is the first poll of the race following Tuesday’s primary. Four percent (4%) prefer some other candidate, and five percent (5%) are undecided.
In the last survey before the primary, it was Rubio at 38%, Crist at 33% and Meek 21%.

H/T Weasel Zippers