America's Smartest Woman

An airplane was  about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board,  but
only 4 parachutes.

The first  passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one.  The
world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he  took the first  parachute
and left the  plane.

The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi,  said, "I am the Speaker of the
House. And I am the  smartest woman in American history, so America 's
people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute  and  jumped
out of the plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a  decorated
war hero from the Navy of the United  States of America ." So he
grabbed the  parachute next to him and jumped.

The fourth  passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the  fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have  lived a full life, and
served my country the best I  could. I will sacrifice my life and let
you have the  last parachute."

The little girl said,  "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a  parachute
left for you. America 's smartest woman  took my school  bag."

 

Thanks Allison @ A Daily Laugh