More Sideline Fun

I have taken to watching the sidelines.............
                                   
                                   
Its tough this year...........                                                                

Palin Nails Media(again)

The establishment Republicans need to start listening........

Corrupt bastards indeed!
29% of America is watching every move........

Sunday Morning Coming Down

Its a toss up for me as to who I would like to lose the most, Bawney or Babs.......
                                   
Ramirez never lets me down.
                               

The Clowns Have Spoken

                                   
                                

And the group they spoke to?

Most attendees The Daily Caller interviewed at Comedy Central political pundits Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert’s rally to “Restore Sanity and/or Fear” didn’t know for whom they are voting on November 2. They did, however, know they’re voting Democrat, down the line, because, they said, Republicans don’t fit their mold of “moving forward” in the country.

For instance, Liz Pifer, a student at Robert Morris University in Pittsburgh, Pa., told TheDC that though she plans to vote in the midterm elections on Tuesday, she didn’t know who was running for Pennsylvania’s open Senate seat. She later said that she thought Joe Sestak was running, and that she’ll probably vote for him because he’s a Democrat. As for House candidates, she said, “I don’t know who’s running.”

Tara Formica, a junior in college in New Jersey, told TheDC she’s not sure if she’ll vote on Tuesday, and that “it kind of just depends.” She said she came to the rally Saturday “just to come,” and that she didn’t know who was running in her district.

There were some real idiots there too........

A Halloween Treat

America's Smartest Woman

An airplane was  about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board,  but
only 4 parachutes.

The first  passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one.  The
world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he  took the first  parachute
and left the  plane.

The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi,  said, "I am the Speaker of the
House. And I am the  smartest woman in American history, so America 's
people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute  and  jumped
out of the plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a  decorated
war hero from the Navy of the United  States of America ." So he
grabbed the  parachute next to him and jumped.

The fourth  passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the  fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have  lived a full life, and
served my country the best I  could. I will sacrifice my life and let
you have the  last parachute."

The little girl said,  "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a  parachute
left for you. America 's smartest woman  took my school  bag."

 

Thanks Allison @ A Daily Laugh 

They Were Warned

                                   
Lovely..........
                               

Girl On A Bike ........

Friday Nite Funnies

                                   
                               

The Walmartians Are Coming IV

 Hmmm ...

 Let it all hang out ...

 Pimp Daddy guards his main ho ...

Glad the young 'un got him a good edumacashun!

The Final Act

Four days.............

Remember November: The Final Act from Republican Governors Association on Vimeo.

Thursday Nite Tart

Its Thursday, and I will be busy today and this evening so.......
And its night time somewhere, heh.
TNT welcomes Diora Baird.
                                   
                                   
                                   
                                   
                               
                               
                               
                               

The Walmartians Are Coming III

Now that's aiming your sights really high.

I think she got run over by an 18 wheeler !

Think we can get her for indecent exposure?

 So Icy ... Go gangsta ...

Rev Al Is Insane

And one of his followers tells him........

"We're tired of being abused by Democrats"
Lovely........
The Radio Equalizer.

This War Is Lost

No, not Afghanistan or Iraq.........
The four words I want to hear most from Harry ( D-dementia) Reid!
THIS WAR IS LOST..........
                                   
After his long campaign battle............
                              

Bad Day ?

Even when you're having a really,

really bad day ....

There will always be one more out

there to screw you.

Let Me Be Perfectly Clear

                                   
Like criminals, illegals, and union thugs...........                               

Shed A Tear For Earl

Uh, not likely Earl.............



Beggar.............

Tuesday's Tune

They rank in my top ten all time favorite bands....... 

The Walmartians Are Coming II

They've resorted to picking up tricks at Wal-Mart ?

“Should someone tell her?” Hmmm, I think she already knows.

I don't care who you're going on a first date with ... you just don't take them to WalMart.

Yes by all means, buy some clothes.

Test To Follow ...

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read: 

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation. 
5. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.   

Political Science 101 
    

A Short Spelling Lesson:
 
The last four letters in  American........I Can

The last four letters in  Republican......I Can

The last four letters in Democrats.......Rats

End of Lesson, now educate the masses by passing this on.

Test to follow in NOvember

Picture Of The Day

Who would dare question his manhood?
                                   
I will "man up" and admit heisting this pic from Weasel Zippers.                          

Elections Have Consequences

Its a gem, you need to listen to Waters.

Nine more days...........

Crazy Uncle

Naw, its just Biden...........
Photoshop?
                                   
Or did he find Pelosi's botox stash?
                               

Diverse Tea

Give them a look..........
                                   
                               

The Walmartians Are Coming

How about let’s not!

 I just get speechless over these! I think there's a surprise under one skirt.

 I think she’s stuffed tighter than a marshmallow.

How-to knot tying books are on aisle #5.

They're here .... Thanks Dan

Holder(racist) Needs To Go

Can AG's be impeached?
                                   
Via Breitbart.

Congratulations to the editors at the Washington Post.  Seventeen months after the Eric Holder Justice Department dismissed a slam-dunk case against the New Black Panther Party for voter intimidation, the Post gets around to printing a thorough vetting of the dismissal.

Thank you Washington Post for that "timely" response.

Uh Eric, what does it take to be a threat to white voters?

“There are career people who feel strongly that it is not the voting section’s job to protect white voters,” the lawyer said. “The environment is that you better toe the line of traditional civil rights ideas or you better keep quiet about it, because you will not advance, you will not receive awards and you will be ostracized.”

Post racial indeed...........