PREGNANT AT 71

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of 

the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination 

room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.  An older 

doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told 

him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in

another room. 

The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the

young doctor was writing on his clipboard.  "What's the matter with 

you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has

four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she 

was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking

up said,  "Does she still have the hiccups?"