Obama The Edsel

Focus groups indicate independents are souring on Obama quickly.
2007 version of an old failure........When the hopey changey campaign started.
                                   
From N R O

Bad news for President Obama and congressional Democrats is common these days, but these results unveiled Tuesday are simply dismal. Asked to compare Obama to a car, one Iowan chose an Edsel: “Something that had a lot of hype, but failed to live up to expectations.” Another older man described Obama as “a wrecked Ferrari, something that looked great to many people, but was now ruined.”

Will November get here soon enough?

He noted several results that surprised him. “Independents are now thinking about the same issues that Republicans are, and their thinking is virtually indistinguishable from Republicans,” he said. “Independents are really engaged, they are really paying attention. That is not normal; usually independents are a little tuned out.”

There was never enough shine on that pile of "iron" for me.                             

California vs. Arizona

California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. 

A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" 

and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
 

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the 

State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
 

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the 

State $200 testing it for diseases.
 

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked 

for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
 

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game 

conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of 

dangerous animals.
 

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a 

"coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.
 

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better 

treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease 

throughout the world.
 

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack 

somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.
 

9. Additional cost to State of California : $75,000 to hire and train 

a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature

of coyotes. 

10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.

Arizona:

The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. 

A Coyote jumps out, tries to bite her and attacks her dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and 

keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.55 on a .45 ACP hollow 

point cartridge.
 

2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that's why California is broke.

Thanks David

NewsBusted 6/29/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

Tuesday's Tune

From less stressful times, or maybe it was just because I was younger.........

Those Wacky Walmart Shoppers Again IV

 Big Bird, you are doing an absolutely horrible job of trying to cover up and hide!

 Since we stopped going to the moon............ Or clean up on aisle 9 (bad stuff)

That is one tall drink of water!

I feel that people just don't know me. And are quick to judge who I am.
(or if I steal these thongs, will anyone notice?)

Is there any other way to pick the best toy? You may say wearing a shirt would help, but I think not.
(Oh look, someone caught Woodsterman on camera...)

That's All Folks !

Hat Tip to Bunni @ ~ Amusing Bunni's Musings ~ 

and Jim @ JIM McMAHON - CHICAGO 

 

 

Two Words That Will Save The Nation

From the original Tea Partier!

Santelli speaks for me!!!

Those Wacky Walmart Shoppers Again III

 If Mary here asks if you want to see the little lamb.....run!

I feel like I've seen this guy in every Walmart.

  I have to assume those paw prints are actually some animal she swallowed whole trying to fight its way out.

It looks like one of those Bratz dolls came to life!

 

The Key To Financial Success

Be a tight ass!
                                   
In todays environment, is there any other way?                            

Ten Buck Fridays

A new week, a new poll! Let your voice be heard..... All the way to November.

Those Wacky Walmart Shoppers Again II

Why are all these guys following me everywhere?

Oh!! It looks like Pirates of the Caribbean went horribly, horribly wrong!

Not even close to a treasure! Just take what you want and leave us all alone!

I appreciate the effort in trying to add some flare to your matching grey sweats combo,

 but it was probably better without the port holes and the stringy fringe balls that a cat

wouldn't even play with.

If you start at the bottom and slowly work your way up, you will literally

forget it's a dude every time and shock yourself over and over again!

How Is That Stimulus Thing Working For You?

Lovely.......
N R O

"Since the beginning of the recession (roughly January 2008), some 7.9 million jobs were lost in the private sector while 590,000 jobs were gained in the public one. And since the passage of the stimulus bill (February 2009), over 2.6 million private jobs were lost, but the government workforce grew by 400,000."

                                   
Lets see, Recovery Act cost us what? 800 billion or so right? And we still lost what 2.2 million jobs total?
Just as the rat bastards planned it!
H/T The Astute Blogger                              

Woodsterman, the patriotic dirty old man, is humbled

I have to run out the door to a show shortly, but

first I wanted to share this with you. I Woodsterman,

the "Beloved Character" Fuzzy once called me, am

quite humbled. You all, my friends, honor this silly

blog with your visits. You all know who you are, and 

I owe you many thanks and value your friendship.

WOODSTERMAN HITS 20,000 VISITS !

Thank You All, Love Woodsterman (Odie)

Bumper Sticker Of The Day

From Moonbattery
                                                                   

What Took So Long

58 days and 6 rounds of golf, a couple of concerts.........

Eyeblast.tv

Those Wacky Walmart Shoppers Again

Woodsterman has a busy weekend, so this
silliness was posted ahead of time just for you.

I think that triangle is a scratch-n-sniff. Go on, try it.

It's Valentines Day in Walmart

Well, if you are going to camp out and squat someplace, then right by the cash register seems smart. 

 

How much attention do you possibly crave that you feel the need to attach 3 air-horns to the top of a bike helmet?

Honestly, Somebody please get this mans mother and have her hug him for once!

Hat Tip to Bunni at ~ Amusing Bunni's Musings ~

and Jim at JIM McMAHON - CHICAGO

 

NewsBusted 6/25/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

Ten Buck Fridays

And the winner is........
                                   
A worthy choice for my ten spot!   
And a hearty thanks to Right Klik for spreading the word!                               

Friday Nite Funnies

Indeed!
                                   
                                                                                                

Do We Ever ..... Well, Maybe

If you look at my blog roll, you'll see 

"Out of Order the Blog". Also know as 

Daletoons, Dale is the Author / Cartoonist

/ Artist and deserves a visit. I personally 

think he is the best around at his art.

Gun Lovers

The blonde in the shorts has some big guns. Oh come on, you saw that one coming!

TOTUS

Guam Tips Over

“If we don't pass this bill, more Republicans will be elected"

Does it need a comment? Other than Hank "Guam might tip over" Johnson is off the rails!

Thursday Nite Tart

OK, its morning, but its still Thursday! Vanessa Minnillo makes her debut.
                                   
                                   
                                   
                                                                                              

Look What I Stole From Bunni's ...

I was sitting there, minding my own business,

watching a YouTube video at Bunni's. Then all

of a sudden this ad pops up at the bottom. I

couldn't be happier to see it ... enjoy !

Captain KickAss's Ego Cannot Get Any Bigger

Captain kickass has ordered a signed copy of the "New Yorker" cover showing him walking on water.

Lovely..........
H/T Freedom's Lighthouse

Redneck Women ....

I jist caint hep maself !

Black And White

Another masterpiece from TOTUS

Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder ( More Proof )

Is this proof enough?
                                   
From ultra liberal Madison Wisconsin during a recent protest against oil.
More here if you have the stomach..........                               

Tuesday's Tune

Toys In The Attic, fitting for todays times.
 

New Antiseptic From Scotland ...

How Sad, the world is laughing at the US while we

sit by and watch and wonder what will happen next!

NewsBusted 6/22/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

The Ant and the Grasshopper ... Today

  TWO FACTS OF LIFE, A MUST READ!!!!

   THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
Two Different Versions....
...Two Different Morals

OLD VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away..

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter,
so he dies out in the cold.



MORAL OF THE STORY:  Be responsible for yourself!

MODERN VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat
and the rain all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant  is a fool and
laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a
press conference and demands to know
why the  ant  should be allowed to be warm and
well fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN,  and  ABC  show up
to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the  ant
in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth,
this poor  grasshopper  is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog  appears on  Oprah  with the
grasshopper  and everybody cries when
they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green...'

ACORN  stages a demonstration in front of
the  ant's  house where the news stations
film the group singing,  We shall overcome.
Then  Rev. Jeremiah Wright  has the group kneel
down to pray to God for the  grasshopper's   sake.  

President Obama condemns the   ant  and
blames  President Bush, President Reagan,
Christopher Columbus, and the Pope
for the  grasshopper's  plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid  exclaim in an
interview with  Larry King  that the  ant  has
gotten rich off the back of  the  grasshopper ,
and both call for an immediate tax hike on the
ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic
Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act  retroactive
to the beginning of the summer.

The  ant  is fined for failing to hire a proportionate
number of green bugs   and, having nothing left
to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the

Government Green Czar  and given to the  grasshopper .

The story ends as we see the  grasshopper  and
his free-loading friends finishing up the last
bits of the  ants  food while the government
house he is in, which, as you recall,
just happens to be the  ant's  old house,
crumbles around them because the
grasshopper  doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related
incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken
over by a gang of spiders  who terrorize the ramshackle,
once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.
The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.

MORAL OF THE STORY:  Be careful how you vote in 2010. 

I've posted this because I know that you are ants, 
not grasshoppers!  Make sure that you pass this on to
other ants.  Don't bother sending it on to any grasshoppers
because they wouldn't understand it, anyway..

Red Green's Snowball Throwing Machine

We haven't seen red for awhile ...

Ten Buck Fridays

From Consientiously Conservative comes a great idea!
                                   
Skip a cocktail or a Starbucks for a day and help stop the madness!
Right Klik takes it a step farther.                             

Retirement (Obama Style)

                                   
Sorry....the US can't afford your ailments anymore....so your "End of Life Guidance Counselor" has selected you to participate in an all-expense paid cruise! "Hope" you enjoy your cruise!
Dr Dave                               

Weenies & Cream

I aint buying anything these creatures are selling.
                                   
But its good to see Bawney the "Frank" working!
iOwnTheWorld
                              

PRESIDENT OBAMA, ARE YOU EXPERIENCED?

I had to post this before you other crazies did ...

Naked Footage For Tila Tequila Oooooops!

Full Video Tila Tequila HD Quality Ooooops!

Sexy Tila Tequila and her boyfriend in a very candid video clip. Her beautiful body can be seen in this video. And also the original size video is also present.