Red Green and the Boat Rack

Hiroshima

Please go all the way to the bottom.  It is amazing.

HIROSHIMA  1945

We all know that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were 

destroyed in August 1945 after explosion of

atomic bombs.

However, we know little about the progress made 

by the people of that land during the past 64 years.

HIROSHIMA - 64 YEARS LATER 

DETROIT - 64 YEARS AFTER HIROSHIMA

Who the hell won the war?

Coming to a Democratically 

controlled town near you ...

THINK ABOUT IT !!!

It Was Just A Matter Of Time ....

BINGO ! ! ! !

Here is something to help make Obama's speeches almost tolerable. Just print out this page, distribute it to friends, and listen... (be sure to read directions at the bottom)

Rules for Bullshit Bingo: 1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo" 2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. 3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!" [or Shout out “PELOSI” (means the same thing)] Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players: "I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston "My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D.,   Florida "What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City “The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours."

Redneck Pride

Makes me feel good to belong to something.

Born 1776, Died 2008

 It doesn't hurt to read this several times.

 Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law in St. Paul, Minnesota, points out some interesting facts concerning last November's Presidential election:  

Number of States won by:         Obama: 19                    McCain: 29

Square miles of land won by:   Obama: 580,000              McCain: 2,427,000

Population of counties won by: Obama: 127 million        McCain: 143 million

Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by:  Obama: 13.2    McCain: 2.1  

Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory McCain won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.
    Obama territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in low income tenements and living off various forms of government welfare..."

    Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.

    If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals - and they vote - then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years. 

Apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom

 

Great Interview

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In These Bad Economic Times We All Do Our Part

     Here  is your hero.....with 10% unemployment, deficit  at 10% of gnp.....headed towards bankruptcy ....... Obama is someone  with absolutely NO clue

     If you're  not sure what "big government" implies, take a look at  this . . ..  

     But you have  already read about this in your local newspaper - right?  Or  saw it on CNN?  Ha!

CRISIS IN CALIFORNIA

This financial crisis is forcing California 

agencies to make some tough decisions.

There's a real risk that we may 

have to lay off Jose.

The National Anthem, The Day The Music Stopped

(For those who are unaware: At all military base theaters, 

the National Anthem is played before the movie begins.)

This is written from a Chaplain in Iraq :

I recently attended a showing of 'Superman 3' 

here at LSA Anaconda. We have a large auditorium we use for movies, as well as memorial services and other large gatherings. As is the custom at all military bases, we stood to attention when the National Anthem began before the main feature. All was going well until three-quarters of the way through The National Anthem, the music stopped.

Now, what would happen if this occurred with 

1,000 18-22 year-olds back in the States? I 

imagine there would be hoots, catcalls, 

laughter, a few rude comments, and everyone 

would sit down and yell for the movie to begin. 

Of course, that is, if they had stood for the 

National Anthem in the first place.

Here in Iraq , 1,000 Soldiers continued to stand at 

attention, eyes fixed forward. The music started again

and the Soldiers continued to quietly stand at attention. 

But again, at the same point, the music stopped. What 

would you expect 1000 Soldiers standing at attention 

to do ?? Frankly, I expected some laughter, and 

everyone would eventually sit down and wait for

the movie to start.

But No!!... You could have heard a pin drop, 

while every Soldier continued to stand at 

attention. Suddenly, there was a lone voice 

from the front of the auditorium, then a 

dozen voices, and soon the room was filled 

with the voices of a thousand soldiers, 

finishing where the recording left off: 

"And the rockets' red glare, the bombs 

bursting in air, gave proof through the night 

that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that 

Star Spangled Banner yet wave, o'er the land 

of the free, and the home of the brave."

It was the most inspiring moment I have had 

in Iraq and I wanted you to know what kind of 

Soldiers are serving you. Remember them as 

they fight for us!

 

Pass this along as a reminder to others to be 

ever in prayer for all our soldiers serving us 

here at home and abroad. Many have already 

paid the ultimate price.

Written by Chaplain Jim Higgins LSA 

Anaconda is at the Ballad Airport in 

Iraq , north of Baghdad 

 

The original post was Allison's at

Gripes & Green Apples (hat tip)

Sticker On The Rear Window

This was this guy's first boat and he was taking it to the 

lake, but he wasn't quite sure of the correct procedure 

for launching a boat off a ramp.

However, he figured it couldn't be that difficult to do, 

so he stopped by his Union office for advice, and they 

just told him...

 "Just don't let the trailer get too deep in the water when 

you're launching your boat, and you should be fine".

Well later on, he couldn't understand what they meant by
that, as he could just barely get his trailer in the water!

 Here's a picture worth a "thousand' words! 

Your gonna love this guy!!!

They walk amongst us, get married, have children and vote!

  

NOTE: The sticker on the rear window explains everything!!!  

April 16th Scene At The White House

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Learn It .... Live It

In my dreams ....

Open Note To Bill Clinton ...

Stick to what you're good at

and keep your mouth shut !
Your I.Q. is showing !

Go Find That Tea Party Infiltrator Boy

Sniff that your own self, Bud

Old Timers Sex

The husband leans over and asks his wife,

'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over

fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where 

you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How 

about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it 

for old time's sake?'  'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds 

like a crazy, but good idea!'
 

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their 

conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks 

to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex 

against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no 

trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each 

other for support aided by walking sticks.. Finally, they 

get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence..

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. 

Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the 

policeman has ever seen.

This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making 

loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both 

collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something 

about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an 

hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple 

struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on.

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, 

this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. 

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but 

that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex 

life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence'.

The Dentist ... because we all need a break.

Origin of the White Wedding Dress

 

  A son asked his mother the following question:
  
  'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'  The mother looks at her son and replies:
  
  'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
  
  The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
  
  'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
  
  The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
  
  'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
  
 
(They are still looking for dad !!)

  

Grapevinia ...

DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY!

WALK NAKED IN  AMERICA  DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.   So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. 

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.   Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

 God Bless America !

 

 

 

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I Found It ...

And you thought there
was no such place, huh????

You should all be so pleased to view this........
How many times have we been 'up there without one!

My work is done.

The Tea Party At Carson City, NV

I visited the Carson City Tea Party. I just didn't 

have the time to drive to Sacramento. Pictured

here are the badges I wore. If you look above,

you will see "pages". Click on Carson City, NV

Tea Party to get the whole story.

Well I guess one of these real low-life infiltrators

was spotted today. Here's what he looked like.

I found this at : Out of Order the Blog (hat/tip)

Dale's blog is always on my sidebar.

Confused ....

I  became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:Internal Revenue  'Service' 
U.S. Postal  'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service' 
Civil  'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.

BAM!!!  It all came into focus.  Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.  

You are now as enlightened as I am.

HAPPY TAX DAY 2010 !!!!

The Densest Element Discovered

The densest element known to science has been discovered............

Pelosium: 

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.  The new element has been named Pelosium.  Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.  This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

Watch Out For The Tea Party Infiltrators

They'll be tough to spot,

but please do your best.

Here is a reminder of

what to look for !

Stolen from JIM McMAHON-CHICAGO ... Hat/Tip

Wizard of Obamaland ....

Great Question ! (author unknown)

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He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him ... . I don't know; it has never happened.
(that's for you ladies)

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The New Obama Economy ....

Great News for these financially challenged 

times - - Just For YOU!

I found a local prostitute who now charges by the inch.  

 I thought you guys might enjoy a cheap night out...

Dog Eats Police Car ....

Heated Seats ....

I have always loved "Gas Guzzling Cars" for their comfort & safety.  I took out a Cadillac Escalade for a test drive the other day just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.

The salesman sat in the front seat describing the car and all its wonderful options.  The seats were of particular interest.  He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car.  He asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

Red Green and Washing Windows

The Lighter Side of Washington

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

 

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America needs Obama Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser..

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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.

 

The other is for housing prisoners.

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Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America !

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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

Politicians and a Billion

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of putting
that figure into some perspective in one of its

releases.

A.  A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.  A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.  A billion hours ago our ancestors were 
     living in the Stone Age.

D.  A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on

     two feet.

E.  A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20

     minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans  ...
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently asking  Congress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number...
What does it mean?

A.  Well .. If you are one of the 484,674 residents of  

     New Orleans (every man, woman, and child)
     you each get $516,528..

B.  Or... If you have one of the 188,251 homes in
     New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or... If you are a family of four...Your family gets

     $2,066,012.

Washington, D. C.
HELLO!
Are all your calculators broken??

Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax (Fed)
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration T ax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
(And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes)

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
And our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to
Press '1'
For English.

What the heck happened?????