Showing posts with label TSA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TSA. Show all posts

Thursday, May 19, 2011

A Well Oiled Machine

Patting down infants was not enough?



Picture from Sad Hill News
With their guns drawn, police surrounded a man who reportedly was trying to get through security at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport with a bomb in a carry-on bag.
It was a drill, but the trouble was no one had told the cops, who thought it was real.
Keeping us safe on a daily basis...

Saturday, January 29, 2011

No New Gropers Unless You Are A Government Groper

Figures.
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Washington (CNN)- But on Friday, the TSA denied an application by Springfield-Branson Airport in Missouri to privatize its checkpoint workforce, and in a statement, Pistole indicated other applications likewise will be denied.
"I examined the contractor screening program and decided not to expand the program beyond the current 16 airports as I do not see any clear or substantial advantage to do so at this time," Pistole said.
He said airports that currently use contractor screening will continue to be allowed to.
Pistole said he has been reviewing TSA policies with the goal of helping the agency "evolve into a more agile, high-performance organization."
Union thing? Heh.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Big Sis And Jesse's Junk

Don't touch my junk sister.

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“Ventura.. alleges the pat-down included ‘warrantless, non-suspicion-based offensive touching, gripping and rubbing of the genital and other sensitive areas of his body,’ which, the lawsuit contends, met ‘the definition for an unlawful sexual assault’.”    
No fan of Ventura here, but I think this needs done.  
More here if you care........                         

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

We Don't Profile

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Compliments of Zappatrust.                              

Sunday, November 28, 2010

More Scanners To Be Deployed?

When this one starts being used it better be in the Muslim only line........
What? They do it.
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Send the Muslims through one security line, scan and grope the hell out of them and leave Grandma and the children alone.
There, I said it. It needed said. Profile these folks, not these.
                               

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Bottom scanners?
Good grief............
   
Update.......
This may help avoid that embarrassing probe........                        

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Pelosi Will Fly Commercial

The real question is will they draw straws to see who "gropes" her "junk"!!
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From Politics Daily.
If you're planning to fly after the new year, you may find a familiar face next to you on your next flight to San Francisco. That's because Speaker Nancy Pelosi will no longer have access to military aircraft and will instead fly commercial to her district after she becomes House minority leader, her office confirmed to Politics Daily.
Tough break Nancy.........                                

Monday, November 22, 2010

Picture Of The Day

Lovely........
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Update........
This one might be in the running too, if you have a strong stomach
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Update II........
I think we have a winner for the day
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Pictures hijacked from the usual suspects. Heh.                                                                                

The Friendly Skies=Longer Lines, Junk Grope, Humiliation

Government at work.
Its not even the busy travel season yet.......

Humiliation at the hands of big brother.
A retired special education teacher on his way to a wedding in Orlando, Fla., said he was left humiliated, crying and covered with his own urine after an enhanced pat-down by TSA officers recently at Detroit Metropolitan Airport.
“I was absolutely humiliated, I couldn’t even speak,” said Thomas D. “Tom” Sawyer, 61, of Lansing, Mich.
Sawyer is a bladder cancer survivor who now wears a urostomy bag, which collects his urine from a stoma, or opening in his stomach.  “I have to wear special clothes and in order to mount the bag I have to seal a wafer to my stomach and then attach the bag. If the seal is broken, urine can leak all over my body and clothes.”
 Refuse the Government grope or body scan and face fines or possible arrest.
(Sun-Sentinel) If you don’t want to pass through an airport scanner that allows security agents to see an image of your naked body or to undergo the alternative, a thorough manual search, you may have to find another way to travel this holiday season.
The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is warning that any would-be commercial airline passenger who enters an airport checkpoint and then refuses to undergo the method of inspection designated by TSA will not be allowed to fly and also will not be permitted to simply leave the airport.
That person will have to remain on the premises to be questioned by the TSA and possibly by local law enforcement.
Anyone refusing faces fines up to $11,000 and possible arrest.
Not all folks are put off by this "overreach" though......
Bawney has not left the airport in weeks!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

More TSA Funny Stuff

Serious, this is funny stuff. Heh.

H/T Bluegrass Pundit.

Gloria Has Junk?

Perhaps Gloria needs to fly with Bawney more often........

This whole junk groping TSA is starting to creep me out a bit............

Saturday, November 20, 2010

One Mans Junk Is Another Mans Treasure

Anyone see Bawney doing a lot of flying lately?
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No complaints from this congressman, er woman.........                              

Friday, November 19, 2010

Friday Nite Funnies(evening edition)

More "junk" handlers...........
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Friday Nite Funnies(morning edition)

Put your rights in the tray and show your "junk".........
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Wouldn't it be easier just to profile the Muslims who are trying to attack us?                               

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Picture Of The Day

It Fits.........
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Picture heisted from In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World.                               

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

See Me, Feel me

You knew it was coming.........
 
Lovely.