Friday Nite Funnies

Good work Barack, damn good work......
                                   
Lovely.                               

Ten Buck Fridays Winner

Anna C. Little is running for the 6th Congressional District of New Jersey.
                                   
Throw a ten spot her way!                              

Lovely Numbers

No matter how you spin it, it is a downward (very steep) spiral..........
Rasmussen Reports.

When tracking President Obama’s job approval on a daily basis, people sometimes get so caught up in the day-to-day fluctuations that they miss the bigger picture. To look at the longer-term trends, Rasmussen Reports compiles the numbers on a full-month basis, and the results can be seen in the graphics below.The number who Strongly Disapprove of the president’s performance inched up a point to 42% in June. At the same time, the number who Strongly Approve fell another point to 26%.

                                   
                                   
                                   
Jimmy Carter looks good compared to this.......                                                                                            

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Thursday Nite Tart

The (almost) billion dollar woman! Elin Nordegren (the soon to be former) Mrs. Woods.
                                   
                                   
                                   
Oh Tiger you fool!                                                                                              

The Four Cats or Lifes Lessons ...

To those who love criticize the government 

will feel great and love this one.

Four  men were bragging about how smart their cats  were.

The  first man was an Engineer, 

The  second man was an Accountant, 

The  third man was a Chemist, and 

The  fourth man was a Government  Employee.

To  show off, the Engineer called his cat,  

"T-square, do your stuff."  T-square  pranced over to the desk, 

took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, 

a square,  and a triangle.


Everyone  agreed that was pretty smart.  

But  the Accountant said his cat could do better. 

He  called his cat and said,  "Spreadsheet,  do your stuff." Spreadsheet  went out to the kitchen and returned with a  dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal  piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that  was good.

But  the Chemist said his cat could do better. He  called his cat and said, "Measure, do your  stuff." Measure  got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart  of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard  and poured Exactly  8 ounces without spilling a drop into the  glass.

Everyone  agreed that was pretty good. 

Then  the three men turned to the Government Employee  and said, "What can your cat  do?"

The  Government Employee called his cat and said,  "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff." 

CoffeeBreak  jumped to his feet.......  

Ate  the cookies........ 


Drank  the milk.....


Sh*t  on the paper....... 

Screwed  the other three cats........ 


Claimed  he injured his back while doing  so. 

Filed  a grievance report for unsafe working  conditions....... 

 Put  in for Workers  Compensation..................and

Went  home for the rest of the day on sick  leave............ 

AND  THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK  FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!  

Thanks David