Bus Ride ...

Two  bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all  Brunettes,
 chartered  a double-decker bus for a weekend trip to  Louisiana.
  The  Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus,  and
  the  Blonde team rode on the top level.

The  Brunette team down below really whooped it  up,
 having  a great time, when one of them realized she
 hadn't  heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She

 decided  to go up and investigate.

When the Brunette reached the top, she  found all the
 Blondes  in fear, staring straight ahead at the road,
 clutching  the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
 The  brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up  here?

 We're  having a great time downstairs!'

One of the Blondes looked up at  her, swallowed hard
 and  whispered...
  

'YEAH,  BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!!'

Birth of a Candy Bar

I don't know who did this, but here's a great example

of someone with a lot time on his hands.

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New Ice Cream Flavor

In honor of the 44th President of the United States ,  

Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new 

flavor: " Barocky Road ."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, 

and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion 

of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as 

an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and 

hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large 

beautiful cone, but after you pay for it,  the ice cream is 

taken away and given to the person in line behind you 

at no charge.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding 

an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?

What have we learned in 2,064 years?

 "The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled,
  public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be
  tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should
  be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to
  work,  instead of living on public assistance."
                                                          -  Cicero   - 55 BC

    Evidently nothing

Tila Tequila - Getting Married And Fathered A Baby From Russia

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Tila Tequila (Tila Nguyen), star of reality show, said that married a man, which is just awaiting a baby.

Almost all doubt that Tila is also pregnant, but this is so and she put it mildly, is going to marry. It's not a secret that in these, as everyone knows, the weekend as if Tila said: "Yes, I'm up to that time pregnant! Yes, I accepted the offer of his father's baby! And yes, I'm up to this time trying to adopt a baby from Russia. "

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It is clear that adoption of a baby from Russia will take approximately one year. Also, finally, Tila povytrepyvalas that when it actually might come back from Australia, she and the father of a baby just make for yourself a tattoo.


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