Thursday, June 30, 2011

Amber Rose sent extremely explicit photos of herself to Nicki Minaj's boyfriend


After a source came forward claiming that Amber Rose sent extremely explicit photos of herself to Nicki Minaj's boyfriend, the singer is shooting down the claims, Tweeting:
"These blogs do nothing but try to ruin ppls lives I DID NOT send pics to anyones boyfriend pls stop with the lies. Its so ridiculous. Smh. Yall been doing this to me for 3 years now it shld be illegal to write fake stories about ppl the media never wants to see anyone happy."
When Rose isn't busy shooting down ridiculous rumors, she's working on a variety of projects.
"I'm a busy girl," Amber told Hollyscoop at Karma Foundation's 6th Annual Kandyland Event at the Playboy Mansion.
"I just did one movie, I'm working on my second movie now. I have a radio show on The Foxxhole SiriusXM, which is Jamie Foxx's network. I have my own reality show coming out that I'm shooting right now and also a makeup line and a few other things I can't even think off the top, but yeah, I'm really, really busy. I'm working on a lot."
Rose also discussed her relationship with rapper Wiz Khalifa. B
"I'm four years older than my boyfriend and people like to call me a cougar. I mean, you know, whoever makes you happy-that's all that matters. Age is only a number, it's not a big deal for me."
With only a four-year age gap, I don't know if Rose is considered a cougar. But either way, she's not letting rumors get in the way of her relationship or career.

PROOF THAT THE ENGLISH ARE REALLY DUMB

Its Time To Tell Barry To Pound Sand

Barry says the Conversation isn't worth having.


White House press secretary Jay Carney, while not directly saying the invitation had been rejected, said Obama did not need to hear Republicans tell him what they would not support.
That, Carney said, was "not a conversation worth having."
Its time the dick gets the message...
Everyone else is.

Thursday Nite Tart

Another lovely from down under graces TNT this week...Emily Scott.







Rule 5

MSNBC Suspends Halperin For Telling The Truth

Obama is a dick...



Statement from MSNBC:Mark Halperin’s comments this morning were completely inappropriate and unacceptable.  We apologize to the President, The White House and all of our viewers. We strive for a high level of discourse and comments like these have no place on our air. Therefore, Mark will be suspended indefinitely from his role as an analyst.
Statement from Mark Halperin:I completely agree with everything in MSNBC’s statement about my remark. I believe that the step they are taking in response is totally appropriate.Again, I want to offer a heartfelt and profound apology to the President, to my MSNBC colleagues, and to the viewers. My remark was unacceptable, and I deeply regret it.
He would have been promoted for saying that about Bush.

Still Sinking

And not from a  Flood...

No records, but moving in the "right" direction.

SHOT !

Polk County , Florida Sheriff
You kill a policeman it means no arrest...no Miranda rights...no
negotiations...nothing but as many bullets as we can shoot into
you...PERIOD.



An illegal alien, in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a
routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him.
The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at
close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.  A
state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area.  As soon as he took a
shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him.  They hit the guy 68
times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot
the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:  "Because that's all the
ammunition we had."  Now, is that just about the all-time greatest
answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes.
When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet
wounds in his body, he simply replied:  (BEST QUOTE of 2009) . . . "When
you are shot 68 times, you are naturally gonna die."

Dick Durbin Dreams

While he quotes the Constitution often, he evidently has never read it...
(CNSNews.com) - Senate Democratic Whip Dick Durbin (Ill.) said in a congressional hearing Tuesday that a young person who is an illegal alien in the United States today may someday become president.



The Senate has become a freakshow...
More here.

Corey Godd donates a bridge to the ClifTwong Brown

SAME SEX MARRIAGE IN JA,

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Palm Beach Going To The Dogs?

Or going after Dogs.

Plagued with pets that do business in all the wrong places, dog owners in the Village of Abacoa, a condominium association of 458 units, must pay a $200 fee starting Aug. 1. The money will pay DNA Pet World Registry to take the dog's genetic fingerprint and keep the information on file.
Doggie droppings found in condo common areas will be collected and mailed in a plastic tube to the Knoxville, Tenn.-based company. If the poop matches the pooch, the owners can be fined up to $1,000. If they don't pay, a lien can be placed on their home, said Susan Nellen, property manager for Versa Property

Feces ID is a booming business? This could work well in DC...Just saying.

Picture Of The Day

Jacked from Diogenes' Middle Finger

Is Barry Serious? Or Insane? Or Both?

The Asshead spends more time on the golf course (and planning more) than most professionals and he says sh*t like this?

EPIC FAILURE!



In an animated rant that livened up an otherwise subdued press conference, President Obama today lit into Congress for failing to reach an agreement to raise the country’s $14.3 trillion debt ceiling as an Aug. 2 deadline approaches, despite repeated urgings by the administration to do so. At one point he even reprimanded lawmakers by noting that his two daughters manage to do their homework ahead of time, a diligence rarely seen on gridlocked Capitol Hill.
The master of bailouts, porkulus, stimulus, shovel ready jobs is so far removed from reality(actually he did this with the intent of destroying the American economy).
I think I now know the true meaning of hate!

“These are bills that Congress ran up,” he noted. “The money’s been spent. The obligations have been made. So this is not a situation – I think the American people have to understand this – this is not a situation where you know, Congress is going to say, ‘Okay, we won’t buy this car or we won’t take this vacation.’ They took the vacation, they bought the car, and now they’re saying maybe we don’t have to pay or we don’t have to pay as fast as we said we were going to. That’s not how responsible families act. We’re the greatest nation on earth and we can’t act that way. So this is urgent and it needs to get settled.”
He damn well knows what frigging Congress ran those bills up too! 
Four years of Pelosi= Five trillion in debt!
If we had a honest media in this country he would be called out on his bald faced lies too!
A small, shameless man...

Midweek Rule 5 Break

There is never enough of Brooklyn Decker...






Rule 5

Exhausted Barry To Vacation Again

All that golf has Barry headed to Martha's Vineyard to play more golf I guess...


During past vacations on the Vineyard, the president spent much of his time on the farm but ventured out sporadically for golf and for family jaunts for ice cream and shopping
Actually I am all for Barry getting out of Dodge, there is NOTHING left here anymore.

How About Some More BUMPER STICKERS








Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Liar In Chief (still a liar) Lies Again

And he does it with a straight face...



I really hate to wish my life away, but Nov. 2012 will not come soon enough.

Long Distance Relationships and sex


when you just can’t say goodbye to that local ass. A lot of people are quick to tell you it works, times will be rough, but eventually your boo will come back to pack you up like you’re Woody from Toy Story and you’ll live happily ever after. I’m going to be real. Woody was dropped the fuck off and got a new owner at the end of the last Toy Story and so will you.


You’re in school, you’re moving for work, you can only find pussy on the internet, etc… there are all sorts of reasons people are forced into a Long Distance Relationship, so it’s impossible to point out and focus on one. The basic idea is that you and that person are hundreds, even thousands, of miles apart. A long distance relationship is not: you live in DC and she lives in Virginia. You can walk that shit. I’m talking about real life LDRs where you would need to fly or take a road trip to visit them. Are you built for a long distance relationship, you can say dumb shit like, “Yeah, I don’t even go out much”. But it has nothing do with being social, being able to go without sex, or being a good person. It takes way more effort to date from a distance. If you like that person or think that person is the one, then end it now. For this shit to work you have to love that person and know that they are the one.

Everyone Likes To Fuck: Let’s get straight to the biggest problem in LDRs. Sex. I applaud women, most of you can go forever without sex, men aren’t built like that. There is not enough Lavish Styles porn in the world to quench the thirst for sex. It’s like Vampire Bill drinking bottles of nasty ass True Blood when he could be sucking real blood, the shit is torture. Women who agree to Long Distance Relationships have to keep one thing in mind. He’s going to fuck somebody else. Even if he doesn’t, you have to mentally prepare yourself to deal with that. If you sucker yourself into thinking, “My man’s perfect, we phone bone every night”, then you’re being naïve. The crazy thing about men is that we have ego’s that make us think that our dicks are as big as the Sears tower and our looks are flawless. A man engaging in a Long Distance Relationship is in the same boat as a woman, but they couldn’t be further apart mentally. She can be out their slinging pussy to every Omega Psi Phi on campus or confiding in Jimmy at work who’s a pro at the “Watch me fuck the new girl” game. But men rarely allow ourselves to look at the “What If” of that situation, it’s always, “She ain’t doing shit, I got her on lock”! It may be true or it may be hubris, but other than a few nasty phone calls when you don’t return his call on a Saturday night, he’s not going to trip because he THINKS you’ll never give his pussy away. Women aren’t so sure because men are known to fuck anything with breasts and a warm hole. If you’re a jealous woman, don’t get into a LDR because it will wreck your fucking head! What’s the point of calling his phone ten times in a row

Backflip nearly kill man

Greece Runs Out Of Other Peoples Money

Insolvent...



Deep in deficit and unable to borrow on financial markets, Greece depends on international support to keep going. A default would spread contagion around the 17-nation single currency area and cause a deep shock to the global economy.
Coming to America soon.

KIMPOSSIBLE WATERHOUSE,LOVE IT R HATE IT ABIG TUNE

Obamamerica

I personally don't care for the new normal...



“What they’re doing is just cutting them off the poles and letting them lay on the ground,” said Mike Gaydos, of American Legion Post 57.
Uniontown?
Our once great country is disintegrating before our very eyes.

NewsBusted 6/28/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

Tuesday's Tune

Monday, June 27, 2011

The Real Reason for NATO Attacking Libya EXPOSED



The Real Reason for NATO Attacking Libya EXPOSED
June 26Some believe it is about protecting civilians, others say it is about oil, but some are convinced intervention in Libya is all about Gaddafi's plan to introduce the gold dinar, a single African currency made from gold, a true sharing of the wealth."It's one of these things that you have to plan almost in secret, because as soon as you say you're going to change over from the dollar to something else, you're going to be targeted," says Ministry of Peace founder Dr James Thring. "There were two conferences on this, in 1986 and 2000, organized by Gaddafi. Everybody was interested, most countries in Africa were keen.

LISA HYPER, OLIVER AND FRIENDS PROMOTION CLIP, the smady with the red hair spoil this clip

Texas Votes To Defund Planned Parenthood

Something to smile about.
More innocent lives saved...



The Texas Legislature approved a bill Monday that would both compel the state to push the Obama administration to convert Texas’s Medicaid program into a block grant and defund abortion providers like Planned Parenthood.
The omnibus health bill also includes a number of other controversial provisions, including plans to save $400 million over the next year by increasing the use of Medicaid managed care.

The Governor will sign it too...

a LITTLE BOY WHO LIVE BEFORE

Crazy man In Feeding Crocodile With His Hand!

I DON'T FEEL STUPID ANYMORE . . . IV

 Have you heard of "Penis Envy"? This is similar . . .
 Cute doesn't always make up for stupid.
 Oldster . . . I feel your pain!
I saved the best for last . . .
Stopsign, I didn't use yours, I had a better one.

Thanks David and Stopsign (H/T)

Sunday, June 26, 2011

The First Couple

Barry plays golf again!



Mooshelle dines on fat cakes and fries!


Fat cakes? WTF?
The hypocrisy is astounding...

Payback(FMJRA)

I am a bit late, (ok a lot late) in thanking all of the great folks who linked me last week (still wonder about that some days)....


So here goes in no particular order.

Sentry Journal links to Barry Plunges Again
Teresamerica links to Thursday Nite Tart
Eye of Polyphemus links to More Proof Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder
Theo Spark links to Thursday Nite Tart
Conservative Hideout links to More Proof Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder
Proof Positive links to Thursday Nite Tart and Midweek Rule 5 Break
Say Anything links to Thursday Nite Tart and Midweek Rule 5 Break

I am beginning to see a pattern here... 

The Other McCain links to Midweek Rule 5 Break and Thursday Nite Tart
Maggies Notebook links to Thursday Nite Tart
American Power links to Thursday Nite Tart
The Classic Liberal links to wait... Yea you guessed it Thursday Nite Tart

To steal a line from Proof, I either need to post more news or get a trench coat...


If I missed anyone please drop a note in the comments and I will ignore make it right!

I DON'T FEEL STUPID ANYMORE . . . III

 See the "S" under his knee? That stands for "Stupid".
 YUP! Plastic melts over an open flame.
 Don't worry folks ... I think this a "Doggy break / traffic jam" . . . OR
 Hey Buddy !
Have you ever seen a dog chase his tail?
This is what happens if he were to catch it.

Thanks David and Stopsign (H/T)

Saturday, June 25, 2011

I Ran Into an Old Friend of Ours Today . . .

He was one of my first followers, and I followed him back
to his blog. He is probably the single biggest reason I know
most of you. I've known him for two years but until today
we had never met. He is the one that is most responsible
for my hunger for your Conservative Blogs. 

You all know him as Nickie Goomba, and he'd been
threatening to visit me at one of our Arts and Craft Shows.
Nickie, thank you and I wish We'd had a lot more time.

White House Or Whore House

You make the call...


At a House hearing this week, two Bush White House ethics lawyers said the session raised questions under the Hatch Act, the federal law limiting political activity on federal property and by government officials.
And Barry could care less, laws don't apply to the ONE.

More Proof Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder

Perhaps Mr. Nagin could get  a discount on the buddy system with Calypso Louie and board the Mother Ship together....


“I thought to myself, ‘I’m a dead man! I have just publicly denounced the governor, U.S. Senators, FEMA and the president of the United States,’” he writes. “I started wondering if during the night I would be visited by specially trained CIA agents. Could they secretly shoot me with a miniature, slow-acting poison dart?
A slow acting dart? What would have happened to your "chocolate city" Mayor?

Underwater

North Dakota is not the only place underwater...

Life

My company's building in Minot is flooding, my boss can only see the peak of the roof on his house which is completely underwater and I feel terrible for all those in dire straights.
This little clip from Adrienne reminded me of what is really important.
I will spend the afternoon with my favorite little guy (Parker is four and digs his grandpa) he too has been displaced from water threatening his home.

How about some BUMPER STICKERS . . .








Thanks David !