Strategy er, Strategery er, Stratego

Pay close attention tin foil hat, you may be needed.
                                   
When in doubt, its Bush's fault.....
iOwnTheWorld.                                

Kicking Ass Getting In The Way Of Golf

So no asskicking today!
CBS Obama groupie Mark Knoller.
                                   
I am so glad we don't have any pressing problems facing the country anymore.....  
H/T Weasel Zippers.                            

The Palin Tracker

                                    
                               
The Washington Post has a map tracking the winners and losers Sara has endorsed.
Looks like a winning record......

Hillary ?

No pantsuit for the wedding rehearsal?
                                   
I am no fashion critic by any means, but this colorful "tent" looks hideous......                               

Built Tough ...

Friday Nite Funnies

The late edition, heh.
                                   
Lovely.......
                               

NewsBusted 7/29/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

Friday Nite Funnies

The early version, heh.
                                   
Pull the plug Nan!                               

Ten Buck Fridays Winner

Throw those ten spots toward Patricia Sullivan, she will need everyone's support. Her primary is Aug. 24th.
She garnered 38 % of the vote this week! Well done Patricia.
                                   
                                
You can donate here.

Will Charlie Get His Due?

Odds any one? Hell I am just glad the ethics committee has gone this far.
                                   
From The Hill.

A House ethics committee on Thursday brought 13 charges against Rep. Charles Rangel (D-N.Y.) as efforts to reach a settlement failed.

Rangel, who did not attend the hour-long meeting, fired back in a 32-page statement, claiming that ethics investigators overstepped their jurisdiction and trampled on his Constitutional rights.

It was only 13 charges......
He has always been a crook, and I don't care if he is 80 years old. These are not insignificant charges!

Fight Back

A Right Klik original. 

From our friend who helps "spread the wealth" of ten dollar bills to conservative candidates.
Right Klik.

Thursday Nite Tart

Tonight's tart is Bridgette Wilson......
                                   
                                   
                                                               

Septic Tank Fail

Picture Of The Day

Finally the "ONE" bows to the right man.....Go Chris Christie!
                                   
Lovely. 
Stolen,   er borrowed from The Astute Bloggers.                      

LESSON FOR TODAY

Sometimes, we try  too hard to get to the greener grass.
In the process, we end up in  trouble........

And when you find yourself in trouble  and you're stuck in a
situation that you can't get out of,  there is one thing you should
always  remember.......

 Not everyone who shows  up.......
 Is there to  help you!!!!

  

Obama Still Smoking

Lovely......

Weasel Zippers.

Another (Hot) Russian Spy

What is the deal with hot Russian spies? 
                                   
From the NYPOST.                             

Around the same time sexy Russian spy Anna Chapman was deported, Federal agents busted yet another Victoria’s Secret agent.Anna Fermanova, a stunning 24-year-old English teacher from Texas, was nabbed for attempting to smuggle state-of-the-art night-vision gear to Russia, according to court papers.

                                   

I took the wrong career path......                               

NewsBusted 7/27/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

Tuesday's Tune

 My how time slips away, 1982?

The Politician .......

One word comes to mind for that look Harry ....

DUH !!!

Tax Dollars At Work ( Any Wonder Why Taxes Are Going Up? )

Government is broken.......
From CBS News.
                                                                    

With a $13 trillion debt, why is the Department of Justice spending money on parties and rollercoaster rides rather than investigating crime, drug cartels, prosecuting terrorists?Untold millions of your tax dollars are paying for recreation in the name of crime prevention: pool parties, rollercoaster rides, and police donut-eating contests. The idea is that fun activities keep kids out of trouble, build self-esteem and prevent crime.

 Pool parties maybe, but police donut eating contests?

Sen.Tom Coburn, R-Okla., estimates well over $100 million tax dollars over five years has been spent on recreation to fight crime. Coburn says poor tracking leads to questionable spending. At least $200,000 was spent for officials to attend conferences at golf resorts in Florida and Palm Springs, or a film festival featuring “Santa, The Fascist Years.”

I know with the way Government spends, a million is like a nickel but good grief!
And this goes back pre Holder so no one gets a pass. 
If they raise my taxes, I at least want a few invites to these pool parties (self esteem booster). I will pass on the donuts.....
H/T Publius at Big Government.

A New Week ( a bit of humor )

Just to start us off on the "right" track.....
                                   
And all that screwing gets Obummer off to a great start too!
                                   
Lovely.                               

MEXICAN HURRICANE

A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE hits Mexico.

Two million Mexicans die and over a million 

are injured. The country is totally ruined and 

the government doesn't know where to start 

and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest
of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican 

army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France ) is 

sending food and money.

The United States , not to be outdone, is sending 

two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones.

God Bless America !!!!

Liar In Chief ( still a liar) At It Again

I have used this headline before. Heh.
The man refuses to tell the truth even if the truth is easier......
                                   
From the Australian.

THE US government secretly advised Scottish ministers it would be "far preferable" to free the Lockerbie bomber than jail him in Libya. 

Correspondence obtained by The Sunday Times reveals the Obama administration considered compassionate release more palatable than locking up Abdel Baset al-Megrahi in a Libyan prison.The intervention, which has angered US relatives of those who died in the attack, was made by Richard LeBaron, deputy head of the US embassy in London, a week before Megrahi was freed in August last year on grounds that he had terminal cancer.

The document, acquired by a well-placed US source, threatens to undermine US President Barack Obama's claim last week that all Americans were "surprised, disappointed and angry" to learn of Megrahi's release.

And now the "mad bomber" could live for another 10 years. And it was known before he was released.
I hate liars worse than thieves.....

Ten Buck Fridays

No time to let up.
                                   
Another new week, another new group of worthy candidates......
As always Right Klik has the scoop on the whole group.

You've Been There Too Long Harry

It's Really Because I Saw Nancy Naked

Harry Reid And The Public Option

                                    
We knew from the beginning, there was no other reason for this pathetic "health care reform" bill. Now in Harry's own words to the nutroot convention.

LAS VEGAS – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, seeking to console liberal activists who were disappointed by the final version of the national health care law, assured them that there would eventually be a public option

“We’re going to have a public option,” Reid said. “The only question is when.”

Harry is in the right place, with the rest of those nuts. Keep him there until his room at the state hospital is ready! Dirty dingy bastard.....

Unf**k The Gulf

From Caught Him With A Corndog comes this little F-bomber....

Oil Spill Charity "F-Bomb-A-Thon" from UnF--kTheGulf.com on Vimeo.

Picture Of The Week ( maybe best ever )

I would sell tickets to this. Send her packing in Nov!
                                   
Picture shamelessly stolen from Weasel Zippers.
                            

Woodsterman Stoops to Competing with Rule 5 ers

OOH-WEE ... that got the old ticker pumping !

Ramblings of a Retired Mind

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those 

cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. 

I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.

I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have 

what they call blue teeth, I think.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized 

that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing 

husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is

'when you still have something on the ball, but you are 

just too tired to bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, 

and call it 'Pumping Rust'.

I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when 

your chest is falling into your drawers!

When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 

'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, 

it's for company!'

Employment application blanks always ask who is to 

be notified in case of an emergency.   I think you should 

write, 'A Good Doctor'!

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible 

a whole lot more as they get older.  Then, it dawned on me.  

They were cramming for their finals.

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.